"I would like to welcome everybody to the 2021 Spring Fashion Show at the Farm."
Cardinal waiting on line for the hotly anticipated event, dressed in his best.
Ox, among the first to fill in the crowd, grabs a front row seat. Everyone is saying that this year's show is NOT to be missed...
"Thank you for coming, you know, we'd just like to say, with all that is going on in the world, know this: No matter your hair color, no matter the color of your spots, we are all equal. We all have value, as peop... I mean, animals. Let's put an end to this race-based violence and hatred!" The crowd oinks, snorts, chirps, and kicks up dirt.
The show begins. A goose struts down the catwalk. It abruptly stops. It looks back. The crowd roars. "Oh, my, we love the attitude, and that JAWLINE...!"
A chicken struts out. "Oh, truly steals the show, I am SPEECHLESS. A trendsetter. Fashion nova. Is that a hat? Is it its hair? Feathers? How will we ever know? How does he SEE?!"
The farm goes quiet. The lights dim as it becomes a bit overcast on this otherwise-sunny day. Now everyone is antsy, looking around. Just like that, the sun returns, beaming down on Sir Racha, holding a mean gaze unlike anything we've seen. "A fierce look in the eye from Mr. Racha -- Watch out 2021. Watch out America. Watch out, world! And what beautiful red feathers..." The crowd roars.
--Bonus--
Handheld, Daytime shot
Sunbath
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